Tester's Prayer #4

Quality is not constant., It is a variable, it varies to the projects, clients, and based on time, money etc etc.,

I do my best here., Really im doing my best., but still have no peace of mind., so sad.,
Lord have mercy on me., please have mercy on me..,
Thank you for hearing my prayers., Im standing here all by your strength.,  have mercy on me.,

Every time i come to complete status of the test with the great hurt and hate.,

I show that am a confident girl, in my work and attitude, but i don know how to show this in my appearance., Always eager to prove it my work so i am always look tensed or feared., what to do :( 

A Programmer and His Client

We are all good lawyers to our mistakes and bad judge to others.

A programmer develop an application with thousands and thousands lines of code to get an output what a user want. Hard work never fails, yes the code woks well, produce the out put what they want but with the some countable warning messages.
Developer thought these warning errors  never affect the major functionality of the application. So the day comes application moved in to live. Client was so happy with the application and gave more money to them(Oh.., yes it happen sometimes).,

Days rolled out, one beautiful sun day morning, developer got an call from the client with the message that, application got crash.
After that developer ran to office (Oh, my developer, Today is Sun Day :( ) and check with the code and investigate the users what they did and how this bad thing happens.,

Alas, Developer had no idea about the issue., He continuously check with the code and spend more time with it, there in another place sales team try to confess the client.

While he fought with the application, he remember that warning messages that were already exists in the application., Now the developer consider it in to account try to fix it and try make the application bug free., 

Oh God the project delivered to the client was a year before. And yes this hard working developer bought a new car by the money. Developer actually forgot full functional flow of the project and he had no time to read big bundles of documents.

Any ways, the issues get fixed by the great and again hard working developer and the updated version moved in to live., Client get cool breathe after get back his application,  thank god and went to his way..,

Testing Facts

I find/learned following things from my experience :)

If you are not click on that button in first iteration means, you will get fear to click on the same in 3 rd or 4th iteration.,

some of them not test the application, but test their associates., :)
Gave single scenario to the associate and told them to test.,
Then ask them more number of questions.
Based on their answers can able to take decision like whether to give approval to the application or not.,

Customers are not the target, but satisfied customers are to be our target.,

Find the bugs in application not in peoples.,

Tester's Prayer #3

Lord please forgive for i asked EFGH for my hike.., If the blessing come from heaven means no one can stop the same.., Lord enable me to believe your words all the times and all the situations.,
Lord help me to lead my life Not by sight but by faith.., Increase my faith in me.., Guide me.., you are a good Sheppard.., teach me lord., you are the one who fill with abundant knowledge.., Help me to lead a life that is pleased to you.., Help me to speck as you like..,  
forgive me for the yesterday's useless words, i know what will happen to the pride tough.., but i was not aware of all the time.., give me the sense to remember your words all the time to safe me from the evil thoughts and words..,
Have mercy on me lord.., am not perfect girl to get your blessings but lord i seek your mercy in the name of Christ Jesus.., Lord have mercy on me.....,
I don know whether am love my team or not.., but i pray for them as per your comment lord bless them, please open their heart and ears to know about you.., make them and their family all as your child..,Bless them abundantly.., 

Tester's Prayer #2

Here is the one another prayer from my last year notes.., :)

May i know what is wrong with me lord..,
i got this link (may i know what i done with this link.., i got a big anger really.., who is here to support and guide me lord.., may i know..,? im all alone here.., Here all of them looking un to me to find fault in me to fire.., am i perfect girl to do all the things in better..?! not certainly not.., lord am not Christ Jesus to find all the bugs in first iteration itself and to assure for the quality.., am remember my self am a sand cant able to do anything with out you ..., you r in me, i believe as the versus u r come in to the heart which opens the doors for you.., am not standing all the time slip down while i think am stable  from)

Dear Lord Jesus,

I did QA process  for the application 'XYZ Module' and update appropriate issues in ABC for your kind view..,
Plz let know, what are the loop holes i missed out, in what are the area in software testing fields i have  to learn and train..,

Dear Father i just want to know this from you and you only lord not by men...,  Please be have mercy on me.., give me smile in my mouth when i fill with full of anger and stress..,

This is good to bear the wounds at young ages.., consider my situation.., am not saying that i'm playing my role very good but i need your strength to do job my role as like you lord., am your child no one get ashamed after look un to you.., yes lord as per you promise i'll shine in this XXX company for your glory.., But lord have mercy on me.., Guide me.., I seek your presence in my working place.., my boss is not a men but you lord.., you are my BOSS.! :)  guide me  and give me patient to wait for your time..,

I feel alone here.., lord please fill me with your presence.., i just want to work for you nor for men.., enable me to expect big things from you not from men..,

Tester's Prayer #1

I find this when i organize my last year notes. :) Now i smile when read this but  sure i was in great hurt while wrote this prayer. 

Web Development->Website Design and Development page:

Appropriate tab doesn’t highlighted in 'Related Services' block in right navigation bar while the same page get displayed.

What to enter in this field, i feel so sad..,

Lord, Please give me the good hard working team which is always treating a men as men.., From that team i have to shine to glorify your name., Lord i give this issue in your feet as per bible say, cast your burdens upon me". Lord you are my Shepherd enable me to hear your words rather than the words of men. Father you know the problem which is happened here., and u know my heart, i bow my self at your feet.., lord plz plz forgive me for my useless words. your mercy is endure for ever.  You are my Saviour lord.., Plz help me, i never behave like this.., Please be have patient on me.., In Lord Jesus Christ name i pray.., Amen..,

Thank you so much for hear my prayers.., 

ATM

I can able to smile even i loose the game. :)

So do we say like this.., "Even the validated form too fail some times to get correct input from user." .. :) ??


This is incident happened more than a month before in my life., its in mind, and i want to write it down., now I've done., :) Thank God :)
I went to ATM to draw some money,
 while i entered in to it, security told me that you should not able to draw more than 500 or 1000. So try make your transactions before this amount.,
But when i entered in to room, i don know why..,  i did that, i tried to make a transaction 2000 :) :)
Security was right, I was not get my money, but the amount get debit from my account.
After that i made my transaction below 500 again and get some money(Thank god i had enough money in my account after loosing 2000) and went off.,
I made a call to my bank help line and report this issue.  Executive spoke with me,  And took my complaint and gave assurance that my money revert to my account soon.,  :(

Moral: Be aware when you test live applications., :)

Am a obedient and have default fear about the rules and policies right from my child hood., I cant able to do it easily what my mom told me to


I get my money as she assured.